My mom’s new son-in-laws are…
DET Lions
WAS Redskins
NE Patriots
TEN Titans
IND Colts
CLE Browns
OAK Raiders
KC Chiefs
MIA Dolphins
ATL Falcons
MIN Vikings
BAL Ravens
STL Rams
SF 49ers
GB Packers
CAR Panthers
Last week: Dismal (I will never disparage a person’s name or the letter K again).
p.s. soundtrack provided by chris thile